women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*
woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*
men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”
*Grabs microphone* Ahem, would everyone on tumblr who’s ‘celebrity crush’ is at least 20 years older than them please like/reblog this post? Thank you *drops microphone and walks off stage*
i’d chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of
CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
They’ve got civilians trapped.
I love that while the avengers fought the aliens you also see them helping to evacuate people so they are safe. It’s not just fighting, it’s rescue as well.
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Jeremy Renner’s gun show
me after the anaconda video
Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games
Why don’t they do this anymore
I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team
Can we hit 50,000?
im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t the europeans that first colonized the new world that planted the seed of racism in north america
Red keepin it real
ye2, 2he doe2.
and no, ii don’t.
I have a story for you, Homestuck fandom.
Myself and my girlfriend Bailey (terminallycapricodpiece) were at FanimeCon this past weekend, and we left to get pizza. While in line, this woman approached us because she was so fascinated with Bailey’s Gamzee costume. She asked each of her 3 older children to pose with her for a picture, but they were all too terrified to even come close. Finally she handed Bailey her baby and said “Here, take a picture with my baby.”
I cannot express how fucking hilarious this situation was. I mean, what isn’t great about Gamzee holding some random-ass baby while it looks at him like “THE FUCK IS THIS?”
So I kindly ask of you Tumblr, let’s make this photo famous.
i’m bringing this back bailey yw B)