when people say you cant fly, turn into a cat
Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

You do realise he's 40 and you're 14 right?
Anonymous

cuddleswithcas:

*Grabs microphone* Ahem, would everyone on tumblr who’s ‘celebrity crush’ is at least 20 years older than them please like/reblog this post? Thank you *drops microphone and walks off stage*

rissahs:

i’d chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR

animatedtext:

requested by fields-of-magic

fnurfnur:

devil-whore-bitch:

They’ve got civilians trapped.

I love that while the avengers fought the aliens you also see them helping to evacuate people so they are safe. It’s not just fighting, it’s rescue as well.

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Jeremy Renner’s gun show

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

holy-trinity5ever:

niqqa-prease:

ruinedchildhood:

Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

Why don’t they do this anymore

I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team

hello-kitty:

Can we hit 50,000?

bikenesmith:

im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t the europeans that first colonized the new world that planted the seed of racism in north america

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

askthetwiin2:

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ye2, 2he doe2.

and no, ii don’t.

hagumis:

tavbrogaytram:

I have a story for you, Homestuck fandom.
Myself and my girlfriend Bailey (terminallycapricodpiece) were at FanimeCon this past weekend, and we left to get pizza. While in line, this woman approached us because she was so fascinated with Bailey’s Gamzee costume. She asked each of her 3 older children to pose with her for a picture, but they were all too terrified to even come close. Finally she handed Bailey her baby and said “Here, take a picture with my baby.”I cannot express how fucking hilarious this situation was. I mean, what isn’t great about Gamzee holding some random-ass baby while it looks at him like “THE FUCK IS THIS?”
So I kindly ask of you Tumblr, let’s make this photo famous.

i’m bringing this back bailey yw B)

hagumis:

tavbrogaytram:

I have a story for you, Homestuck fandom.

Myself and my girlfriend Bailey (terminallycapricodpiece) were at FanimeCon this past weekend, and we left to get pizza. While in line, this woman approached us because she was so fascinated with Bailey’s Gamzee costume. She asked each of her 3 older children to pose with her for a picture, but they were all too terrified to even come close. Finally she handed Bailey her baby and said “Here, take a picture with my baby.”
I cannot express how fucking hilarious this situation was. I mean, what isn’t great about Gamzee holding some random-ass baby while it looks at him like “THE FUCK IS THIS?”

So I kindly ask of you Tumblr, let’s make this photo famous.

i’m bringing this back bailey yw B)