when people say you cant fly, turn into a cat
rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.


#christopher lee proceeds to give death a hard time for not making the correct stabbed-in-the-back sound

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

adiostoreadumb:

Roxy Lalonde / Photographer
Hi-Res: x

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

dorkvader:

neon-casket:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

gothiccharmschool:

seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:


Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

I will always reblog this when there are happy ending images that involve the witch getting her pretty purple hat. And yes, the original image makes me sniffly EVERY TIME. 

gothiccharmschool:

seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
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Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

I will always reblog this when there are happy ending images that involve the witch getting her pretty purple hat. And yes, the original image makes me sniffly EVERY TIME. 

youngcassie:

whitewoodtower:

a-daya:

tf2awyeah:

ello-sketchie:

brovitranduila:

my cast of dream 

HELLA

yes pls

jim carrey as the pyro

yes

They’re perfect

WHAT?!

okaybro:

me sexting

okaybro:

me sexting

opheliasingingunderthestars:

anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

PLEASE

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY SCRIPT (FINAL DRAFT)
Christian Grey walks into his office. There are lots of papers in the folders on the shelves. He has a nice stapler.
Christian: Hey, my assistant?
Christian's assistant comes after 5 minutes of Christian sitting alone in his office. She has blonde hair and brown eyes. She is dressed in a business suit. She has a necklace so long that it hits the floor, but due to the cinematography, it is practically invisible.
Christian's assistant: Wow. I was all the way down on the third floor. Do you know what floor your office is on?
Christian Grey: Yes. It is on the twenty-seventh.
Christian's assistant: It is a good thing I have good hearing. What do you need?
Christian Grey: I'd like a cup of my morning regular, please.
Christian's assistant: All right.
Christian's assistant walks out. Her name is Candace. We learn this because the name is imprinted on her suit's back in a color almost identical to the suit's fabric. Due to the cinematography, it is practically invisible.
Christian is shown sitting in his office for another forty-five minutes. He idly types on his laptop, a Macbook pro. It appears he is about to send an email.
Christian Grey: I am sending an email.
After this line, another twenty minutes pass. Candace enters. She is soaking wet.
Candace: I am sorry. It was raining and I didn't have funds for a taxi.
Christian Grey: Wow, Candace. I am the one who should be sorry. As a matter of fact, I am very sorry. I will have to give you a bonus on your next pay check.
Candace: You don't have to do that.
Christian Grey: Oh, it is my pleasure.
Christian looks to her hands. She is carrying two styrofoam coffee cups.
A puzzled expression appears on his face.
Christian Grey: Candace, what drink have you gotten for yourself? I thought you didn't do coffee.
Candace: I wanted to try your regular. You rave about it all the time.
Christian Grey: Oh. All right.
Candace walks over and gives Christian his coffee. It is lukewarm, but the audience does not know this as they are not granted the sensations in Christian's hand. The camera zooms into the coffee's contents as Christian removes the lid. Astonishingly, there is no coffee. It is just a large pile of lint within the cup. Christian smiles. Boyz II Men's "I Swear" begins to play as the scene fades to black. A rolling shot of the city is shown. The movie ends and the credits begin.